Wanna Be

There's this guy who is 14 years older than me.  He would give his eye teeth to get between my legs.  Now, what I wonder is how a doctor can honestly give a prescription to a man his age for "viagra"?  I have this horrible picture of him checking out of this world in the midst of a private moment with me.  Can you imagine the things that some people who know us would say to that?  Oh man that would just make their day.  They wouldn't even consider the emotional trauma that I would experience if that did happen.  So, rather than have the opportunity to get in that dilemma I will politely decline his advances.